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FABERNO · DEPARTMENT 03 · THE AI DESK --:--:-- NO SNAKE OIL SOLD HERE
The AI Desk - models put to work, not on stage

AI that does a job, not a demo.

We wire language models into ordinary business workflows: reading messages, drafting replies, pulling data out of documents, answering customers at 3am. Quietly, cheaply, and only where it actually beats a human or a simple rule. Everything below runs live.

Station 03·01 - Ask it anything about us

The Concierge, on duty now

FA·CONCIERGE / KNOWS THIS STUDIO ON DUTY
Station 03·02 - Watch a message get processed

The Sorting Office

Pick any incoming message. Watch it get read, classified, prioritised and answered - the way an AI mailroom would handle your inbox while you're on a job.

FA·SORTER - OUTPUTIDLE

← Choose a message to run it through the sorter

Station 03·03 - Where it earns its keep

Six jobs we give to AI, and what they replace

03·03·A

Enquiry triage & instant replies

Every enquiry read, sorted, and given a correct first reply within seconds - even the ones that arrive at midnight.

Replying Monday morning
Replying in 30 seconds, every time

03·03·B

Documents into data

Invoices, delivery notes, IDs, handwritten job sheets - read automatically and filed into your system as clean rows.

3 hrs/week of retyping
Checked, not typed

03·03·C

Review & reputation replies

Thoughtful, on-brand responses to every Google review, drafted for your approval - praise thanked, complaints defused fast.

Awkward silence on bad reviews
Same-day, human-approved replies

03·03·D

Serve customers in any language

Enquiries answered in the customer's language, translated for you both ways. We run our own studio in four languages this way.

“Sorry, English only”
Every enquiry is a real lead

03·03·E

Search that knows your business

Ask “what did we quote the Hendersons last spring?” and get the answer - from your own files, not the internet.

Digging through folders
Answers in one question

03·03·F

First-draft everything

Quotes, job ads, product descriptions, follow-up emails - drafted in your voice, ready for a 30-second human check.

Blank page at 9pm
Edit, approve, send

Station 03·04 - The part most agencies skip

Straight talk

We'll tell you not to use AI when…

  • A simple rule does the job. “Email me when a booking lands” doesn't need a neural network. We'll build the £50 version, not the £5,000 one.
  • Mistakes would be expensive. Legal wording, medical claims, final prices - AI drafts, a human signs. Always.
  • Your data isn't ready. AI on top of a messy spreadsheet just makes confident mistakes faster. We fix the plumbing first.
What AI actually costs to run - real order of magnitude
Assistant answering ~300 customer chats≈ £3 / mo
Reading ~500 invoices into a spreadsheet≈ £2 / mo
Drafting replies to every review you get≈ £1 / mo
Translating enquiries, four languages≈ £1 / mo
A month of AI doing all of the aboveless than a round of coffees

The cost is in building it right once - wiring, guardrails, and a human-approval step - not in running it. That's the part we do.